happy new year

we betul betul enjoice ourselves.

ini malam yang betul happening.

new year's eve was great.

love you all readers.

kthnxbai!

new years resolution

hari ini hari tahun bare eve
kita akan pergi berparti parti
saya akan buat resolution yang banyak sohai
enjoice

love.

kalau diberi peluang hidup sebanyak 3 kali,

saya akan cari 3 tempat belajar yang berlainan,

3 tempat kerja yang berlainan dan tinggal di 3 tempat yang berlainan..

tapi buat ketiga-tiga kali,

saya tetap akan jatuh cinta pada orang yang sama...

happy birthday to myself, 'o9.

interesting.

interesting news i found on MSN.com

click on pic to enlarge.

love the news especially about "why do men have nipples"

forgotten.

today, i am gonna blog of a very sad love story..

my co-blogger,

mr. Brian Ng Cho Ming

has got 2 new girlfs,

(ok, that might be mr.BEAN'S girlf; but brian's looks jst as same.)

i feel so

this guy's a bitch.

i bid you all goodbye,

bullshit.

bullshit is when
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was totally rubbish! BULLSHIT! BLOODY HELL!

might as well tell the whole world you bribed him.

even winnie and robin said so.

workwork.

the view from my office seat for 3 weeks.

and the Sultan of Perak's Maybach S62..

sohai.

i'd understand it if you're stoned/drunk/abducted.
it IS really cool.
but WTF?

finally!

finally the government speaks the truth!
BUAT KERJA!!!!

EMPTY!

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empty!

Peter Chao!!

wahahaha!! fucking funny man the Peter Chao!
mother bitch!

KFC!

uniqloooooo

definitely, if you've seen missy elliot's music video,
you'll know who they areeee!
i like that shit that the yellow guy did at 2:31 - 2:36.
awesome!




*happy 100th post, blog.*

lol.

lorry lorry lorry lorry, let me see you drive that lorry ~ (8)

*CLICK ON PHOTOS TO ENLARGEEEEE, BITCHHHHH*

French.

**NOTE: Before reading this, please bear in mind that, "Hi" means I, "Hin" means in, Hit means it ... u get the drill?

One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires.

He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested.

On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he committed against the young lady.

Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"

"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!"

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed, "CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her cunscent on my fingers, cunscent on my mustache, hi got her cunscent everywhere!!!

Beware of Fat Wives

things you can do with a SUPER GLUE!!

i wonder if the guy needs some therapy.
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT!

aimishyu. <3

ahbeng go interbiu!

charlie chaplin!

damn 7 joke man!!!
the best ever.
loveeeeee

lousy friend.

success

“Success is just like being pregnant ...

Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were FUCKEDED!!!”


*taken from here.

how to cook a me

PREP TIME 45 Min
COOK TIME 30 Min
READY IN 45 Min

INGREDIENTS
2 3/4 cups ambition
1 cup leadership
4 teaspoons success

DIRECTIONS
Bake in a preheated 325 degrees F (165 degrees C) oven for 45 minutes.

easy job i say to make me for dinner :)

best friend no more.

iherebydeclarehateuponukgirls.
< /3
to HELL with it!!
hate you so much for all the things that have happened.
!@$#%^&*

*this is a hate post. its either you love it or hate it. ♥

dinner!

i remember i took 3 photos!
sorry dear nette!

she, chelle, sells seashells, on a bloody seashore.

ah neh: curry apa?
chelle: ah! yes!
weihua: lol!



random indian aunty: banana leaf eat with hands nicer!
chelle: huh? what??
weihua: lol!

genting. past few weeks while i was gone.

*went genting for fun. saw the sunrise. had the fun. came home and slept.
**this is from dunno when during the duration of me going missing.
<3