Thursday, December 31, 2009

happy new year

we betul betul enjoice ourselves.
ini malam yang betul happening.
new year's eve was great.
love you all readers.


new years resolution

hari ini hari tahun bare eve
kita akan pergi berparti parti
saya akan buat resolution yang banyak sohai

Sunday, December 13, 2009


kalau diberi peluang hidup sebanyak 3 kali,

saya akan cari 3 tempat belajar yang berlainan,
3 tempat kerja yang berlainan dan tinggal di 3 tempat yang berlainan..

tapi buat ketiga-tiga kali,
saya tetap akan jatuh cinta pada orang yang sama...

happy birthday to myself, 'o9.

Thursday, November 26, 2009


interesting news i found on
click on pic to enlarge.

love the news especially about "why do men have nipples"

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


today, i am gonna blog of a very sad love story..

my co-blogger,
mr. Brian Ng Cho Ming

has got 2 new girlfs,
(ok, that might be mr.BEAN'S girlf; but brian's looks jst as same.)

i feel so

this guy's a bitch.

i bid you all goodbye,

Sunday, October 25, 2009


bullshit is when

was totally rubbish! BULLSHIT! BLOODY HELL!
might as well tell the whole world you bribed him.

even winnie and robin said so.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


the view from my office seat for 3 weeks.

and the Sultan of Perak's Maybach S62..

Friday, September 25, 2009


i'd understand it if you're stoned/drunk/abducted.
it IS really cool.
but WTF?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


finally the government speaks the truth!

Friday, September 4, 2009



Peter Chao!!

wahahaha!! fucking funny man the Peter Chao!
mother bitch!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009


definitely, if you've seen missy elliot's music video,
you'll know who they areeee!
i like that shit that the yellow guy did at 2:31 - 2:36.

*happy 100th post, blog.*

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009


**NOTE: Before reading this, please bear in mind that, "Hi" means I, "Hin" means in, Hit means it ... u get the drill?

One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires.

He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested.

On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he committed against the young lady.

Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"

"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!"

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed, "CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her cunscent on my fingers, cunscent on my mustache, hi got her cunscent everywhere!!!

Beware of Fat Wives

things you can do with a SUPER GLUE!!

i wonder if the guy needs some therapy.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

charlie chaplin!

damn 7 joke man!!!
the best ever.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

lousy friend.


“Success is just like being pregnant ...

Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were FUCKEDED!!!”

*taken from here.

Monday, July 27, 2009

how to cook a me


2 3/4 cups ambition
1 cup leadership
4 teaspoons success

Bake in a preheated 325 degrees F (165 degrees C) oven for 45 minutes.

easy job i say to make me for dinner :)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

best friend no more.

< /3

to HELL with it!!

hate you so much for all the things that have happened.

*this is a hate post. its either you love it or hate it.

Saturday, July 11, 2009


i remember i took 3 photos!
sorry dear nette!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

she, chelle, sells seashells, on a bloody seashore.

ah neh: curry apa?
chelle: ah! yes!
weihua: lol!

random indian aunty: banana leaf eat with hands nicer!
chelle: huh? what??
weihua: lol!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

genting. past few weeks while i was gone.

*went genting for fun. saw the sunrise. had the fun. came home and slept.
**this is from dunno when during the duration of me going missing.